Glorious Exposition Comrade

A more classy version of "Cool story bro" usually used with Russian he-man picture for connotation.

person 1: Herp derp derp derpy herp de derp...

Person 2: *Weilding thumbs up* Glorious Exposition Comrade!

by The Russian Syndicate December 8, 2010

enthralling tale comrade

A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.

"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"

"Enthralling tale comrade."

by Brobeck May 23, 2009

Fellow Comrades

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them

Fuck you guys

I totally enjoy the company of my Fellow Comrades

by NotSpuuder November 23, 2018

Comrade Big Black

American citizen / fake Russian spy. Assists Comrade Ghost in black op missions in various locations. Only operates during the night as to blend in with surroundings. Has sketchy Russian accent but is one of the best insurgents in the R.O.X.T. (Russian Operations X Team). Very intelligent and can dwell in the minds of enemies for days.

Comrade Big Black is coming.

How can you tell?

See the dark figure moving closer? That's her.

by G.T.X. May 16, 2011

Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

Clunge comrades

Male variant of Dick Sisters. Where two men have both had sex with the same woman.

Hey bro, you and Amy seem close. That make us Clunge Comrades?

by Comrade#1 February 18, 2023

Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.

As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.

by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021