Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

Compooter

Compooter

compooter is how i used to pronounce the word computer

by pnmnmorshshttkork June 2, 2025

Comprostinating

To engage collectively in foolish, oversimplified, or intellectually lazy behavior; to mutually reinforce low-effort thinking while mistaking it for collaboration.

“The group wasn’t problem-solving — they were comprostinating, recycling shallow ideas and calling it teamwork.”

by theonescorpio January 6, 2026

Joey compost

Honesley the sweetest person on earth. Want to help anyone he can no matter the conditions.loves everyone with all his heart. Way to sweet kind and amazing for anyone to have. Like no one deserves such a great person. He thinks he's a nobady but everyone he knows can disagree. And I know of one person who has known him and has felt madly where around him and can't seem to say nothing can hold someone back from this person.

AV

Girl: have you seen Joey compost you know the amazing one

Person: now but it sounds like there is no one else like him

by Rye04 August 17, 2018

Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 12, 2018