Sugar Coated Sara Lee

Gingerly licking of sugar sprinkled prolapsed colon as though one would lick off the frosting of a Sara Lee cupcake

My gf have way too much anal sex and she got a prolapse colon so I did the smart thing and gave her a Sugar Coated Sara Lee...it was fucking delish

by tastercakes June 27, 2011

Colten Enman

A person who walks and talks like a tool

What a fuckin colten enman....

by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014

Colten Enman

A person who walks and talks like a tool

What a fuckin colten enman....

by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014

candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

colten

a stubid gay ass whore who dont know how to treat girls.lieing son of a biacthhhh.

posted by jenni and ali C:

colten decker.

by jenni and ali October 8, 2008

coated

sweet, awesome, hot, fresh, sick

ex. 1: "your car is coated!"
ex. 2: (someone asks you how things have been) "shit's been pretty coated"

by flab gab and fat shat June 18, 2009

colten

A term used for those retarded and easily distracted folk.

I think my brother is a Colten.

by MIss Crichton July 7, 2008