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Did you see that flaggot? she just fucked up perfect 10, fucking flaggots can spin sabers, our flute players could do better!
by Nolan July 15, 2004
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Colorguard

A group of retards that have no ambitions in life, that will grow up to be losers unless they escape before midnight on their 18th birthday.
What are those tards doin'? O' that's just the lame as colorguard! South Florida is over run by them... gross!
by I escaped in time... April 23, 2010
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Colorguard

A form of entertainment, usually part of a marching band, that involves using props and incorporating different styles of dance. While college-level colorguard requires an intensive amount of practice and ability, high school colorguard girls are essentially the equivalence of pompom/pom-pon or cheerleading rejects.
P1: "Did you see that picture of the colorguard girls on the marching band's Facebook page?"

P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."

P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."

P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."
by encyclowikitionpedia October 30, 2011
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colorguard

basically cheerleading for the girls who arent pretty enough for cheerleading
Alex: Why is she on colorguard?

Josh: Because she isnt pretty enough for cheerleading.
by NoTaFlY December 2, 2010
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colorguarder

-a loser who practices the activity of throwing around flags and believes that it is cool to do so
-noobs who believes that colorguard is a sport
-a freak who believes that colorguard is better than swimming when its not
-people who throw flags up and drop it on their face. bleeding, they shortly believe that they had risen in social level
- a dumbass
-a believer of the religeon "colorguard is a sport"
"hi im a colorguarder. today i threw a flag up and it whacked me in the face. can i sit with you cool kids now?"
"gtfo"
by luls luls luls May 27, 2009
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Colorgorize

Categorization by color
I want to know visually which fishing poles to use for certain weights of fish I was targeting. So, I'll paint my fishing poles by weight class, therefore, I'll be colorgorize them.
by Rofamily2004 September 20, 2020
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colorga

1. cottage cheese ass
2. ass hangs off your hamstring
3. FLABBY ASS
4. opposite of "merrils" beutiful booty
5. when you butt sags and it has dimples
6. Bad case of the kahn...gene mix is supposed to give you a big ass but then it looks like a deflated hto air balloon
7. your ass hangs more than your 90 year old grandmas tits
"fuck you she's cool" even though shes got a nasty ass colorga
by panuela gomez April 28, 2003
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