There Goes Gary Coleman

1. reluctance to answer a potentially embarrassing question

2. spoken to instantly divert a captive audience's attention so a speaker can covertly move out of the line of questions

adj. plead the fifth

origin: Gary Coleman is a dead midget and this is a known fact. Any sightings of him will cause anyone to turn around. Mainly because midgets are interesting, and Gary Coleman still makes people chuckle with his recorded tyrades

Reporter 1: Sir did you have relations with your secretary

Wife: Intently listening

Speaker: Hey! There Goes Gary Coleman!!!!

Crowd: **Turns in pointing direction**

Speaker: **drops mic turns and leaves conference**

by DJ 1 2 Manny November 19, 2010

Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022

Clompliment

When you're trying to give someone a compliment, and then realise it was more of an insult. Generally followed by backtracking and apologies.

"That skirt is great at hiding your fat thights!"

"!!!!"

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry - that was a bit of a clompliment"

by exquisitefire October 28, 2009

Clomework

Homework that is given in class to work on, but if you don't finish it becomes homework.

Unfinished class work that becomes homework.

I didn't finish that classwork so now it's clomework. Fuck!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

clombo

Also known as a "drumette," a clombo is the drumstick-like portion of a chicken wing, usually served as hot wings.

"Oh, wow, HOT WINGS!"
"I call dibs on the CLOMBO!"

by Gregg Pittman November 22, 2018

clomorrow

Portmanteau of "class" and "tomorrow." Clomorrow typically refers to an academic or classroom setting, but can be used for any regularly scheduled meeting.

See "Clasterday" for "class" and "yesterday."

We have homework due clomorrow.

I'll be out clomorrow, can I get your notes later?

by PineapplePizza117 February 21, 2022

jessica coleman

a retarded person

your acting like a jessica coleman

by cutiebatootieuwu December 18, 2019