Ball collapse is an unfortunate and painful affliction experienced my men after intense sexual release.
This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
This mallady is characterised by reduced teste girth and a dull, painful aching sensation which has been known to radiate deep into the pelvic region. In extreme cases ball collapse has caused nausea in some individuals.
In extreme cases ball collapse can last for up to 24hrs, along with its unpleasant side effects. If further ejaculation is induced during ball collapse the most common result is a small coughing sound being emitted by the penis, followed a whispy puff of smoke being released from the penile 'eye'.
"I totally smashed that 19yo hard in the ass on Thursday night, and she couldn't get enough! I gave it to her twice, and wanted to keep going, but I will be god damned if I didn't get ball collapse."
"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."
"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
"I just got the latest Victoria's Secret catalogue, and I've been beating my meat so hard I've cum like 4 times today! I can still get a hard on, but it hurts too much to wank because I've got ball collapse."
"I fucked her throat so damn hard I came with the thunder, and it was so intense I got instant ball collapse...I had to go have a lie down."
by K9GUY June 2, 2009
Get the ball collapse mug.colony collapse disorder CALL o knee co LAPSE dis OR der n. the rapid loss of adult worker bees from the colony over a very short period of time, at a time in the season when we wouldn't expect a rapid die-off of workers: late fall and early spring
Rachel Carson: In my book Silent Spring I wrote about the impending disappearance of honeybees.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.
Global Agri-business: So what? We have many interests and investments.
Rachel Carson: It is nothing less than colony collapse disorder .
Global Agri-business: We cannot afford to care.
Rachel Carson: But honeybees are used to pollinate some of the tastiest parts of the American diet -like cherries, blueberries, apples, almonds, asparagus and macadamia nuts.
Global Agri-business: You are such a reactionary.
by Lil' Miss Sunshine April 29, 2007
Get the colony collapse disorder mug.Steve: Man did you see that post on r/collapse? We're well on our way to human extinction in the next 10 years.
Mathew: stfu steve no one gives a shit
Mathew: stfu steve no one gives a shit
by Big_Black_Cock_727 April 3, 2022
Get the r/collapse mug.A collapsecated cake is a cake made by auntie that fails to rise properly. It collapses. But it still taste good, with or without ice cream.
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by Carolina girl50 August 5, 2017
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by CollapseHvH October 10, 2020
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Tyler has a huge lead and was hollering but I sense a “rain collapse” in the near future and bean winning by forty
by Earl brown August 27, 2019
Get the Rain Collapse mug.Also known as CCD- similar to Colony Collapse Disorder. A New Earth phenomenon similar to that of a colony collapsing. When a colony collapses, it’s usually due to 5G, radiation, or environmental damage. Communities in the New Earth are learning structures and models that work for a sustainable future. Many people think about building a community, buying land, but have never experienced actually living and working in a community. The idea sounds amazing, but the concept and manifestation of it can prove to be difficult. When a New Earth community collapses, it’s usually due to several factors.
Misalignment of community values and vision with its members
Lack of funds and/or property
Temporary lease of the space which leads to potential problems with money
Business centered models without heart centered intentions
Lack of organization/hierarchy
Transient community that doesn’t have centers where people hang out
Issues surrounding communication and authenticity
Large scale developments buy out large plots of land that could be used to develop community to create their next retreat center, hotel, restaurant
Improper usage of technology
Too many psychedelics and not enough integration
Too many groups, events, centers, flyers, all by people passing through, wanting to create a name for themselves, promote their business, which causes separation and dilutes the people in the community.
Misalignment of community values and vision with its members
Lack of funds and/or property
Temporary lease of the space which leads to potential problems with money
Business centered models without heart centered intentions
Lack of organization/hierarchy
Transient community that doesn’t have centers where people hang out
Issues surrounding communication and authenticity
Large scale developments buy out large plots of land that could be used to develop community to create their next retreat center, hotel, restaurant
Improper usage of technology
Too many psychedelics and not enough integration
Too many groups, events, centers, flyers, all by people passing through, wanting to create a name for themselves, promote their business, which causes separation and dilutes the people in the community.
What’s going on in Tulum?!
They’re suffering from Community Collapse Disorder due to the environmental damage, lack of cohesiveness in the community, and too many business minded individuals and Burning Man folks with pipe dreams.
They’re suffering from Community Collapse Disorder due to the environmental damage, lack of cohesiveness in the community, and too many business minded individuals and Burning Man folks with pipe dreams.
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
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