Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018

Coinbase Noob

An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.

Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.

Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!

Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real

by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021

Y-Shaped Coffin

An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is.

Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes.
Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington?

by gouldbags May 6, 2006

coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance

You love trail mix too? What a coincidink

by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010

codingasm

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity

I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!

by twong808 March 29, 2012

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009

coincidencialism

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.

coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.

by coincidencial man October 2, 2009