by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
Get the coconutsmug. SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?
SOLDIER #1:
You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
by AMmayhem November 12, 2004
Get the coconutmug. act of sipping an invisible coconut on the company's payroll while doing a meaningless task on your own or with a team, in order to maximize value for yourself at the expense of the company. It only applies to payed employees who enjoy a certain level of comfort from being let go. Comes from the act of enjoying a coconut cocktail while on vacation.
"John is coconuting right now": John is updating an Excel file that nobody in the company needs, just to make it until it's time for him to leave, because he doesn't want to engage in any activity that may keep him working late.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
"Mike just coconuted me for an hour": Mike works at a different office with a different time zone, and he talks slowly and is very hesitant during the call, until is his time to leave. I am exposed to his indifference to work, and just have to suck it up, before I can go back to my agenda and keep working for the company. In my imagination Mike is sipping a coconut with his shoes off caring less about colleagues on the rest of the world.
by nordhaus January 22, 2014
Get the coconutingmug. What Scar from the Lion king has
"Ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts jiggly jiggly. Big ones small ones fat ones some as big as your head."
by Quincy w. H. February 27, 2008
Get the coconutsmug. by TRASH FROG October 22, 2019
Get the Coconuttedmug. by Bally March 30, 2005
Get the coconutmug. Something that Blows your mind in a Dope way....Anything Completely off the Hook,Chain or Yezzelbar/Meat Rack - what have you....Something Straight bananas, Completely Bonkers....Soo Dope it'z ReTarDed....Crazy, Nuts, ILL, Slammin....Insane in the membrane....
Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'
Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....
Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....
Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....
Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'
Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....
Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....
Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....
Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....
by J0J0292 April 20, 2010
Get the Coconutsmug.