Cocomolo

Means your Jamaican and high as fuck. Stabbed heroine into your body for the vibes.

Man: yall cocomolo this shit up!
Mom: Heroine?

by Whathefuck January 25, 2022

cocomelonoffical123

a tiktokrr that is amazing

person one:hey did you see that new tiktok cocomelonoffical123 posted???
person2:no tf who is that.
person one:get out my house

by theultmasochist/footfart July 30, 2021

Cocomelonification

Cocomelonification is the process of children's media being turned into an incomprehensible sludge of non-stop dopamine hits to completely grab a toddler's attention. Media that has been cocomelonified contains nonstop lullabies and visual stimuli, as well as having little to no clear focus.
Media such as this has been dumbed-down to keep a child's interest.

Laura: I hate Teen Titans Go. It's so fast-paced and has stupid potty humor. The original was better! The same can be said for new Spongebob.
Steve: Classic example of cocomelonification. If children will watch sludge, studios don't need to put time or resources into making genuinely educational children's content.
Laura: So corporations do things solely for profit and not for the well-being of a community?
Steve: Yes.
John: God shut the fuck up you woke liberals.

by evil_oney >:) June 20, 2023

Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021

cockmeleon

a girl who changes personality, appearance, interests, and life stories with each new guy she tries to date.

Jane: Didn't cindy like the New York Yankees last week?
April: Yea, that's when she was dating Matt, but she likes the Red Socks... hope Matt never finds out!
Jane: She's such a cockmeleon!

by sick-of-hoes April 28, 2009

Cocompton

Slang for "Coquitlam", a suburb of Vancouver (the largest city in western Canada). This is a mix between the city's name and "Compton". Sometimes mistakenly seen as a "gansta" or "thug" term, but actually most commonly used in a humorous context by predominantly educated white youth in the "alternative" (punk/metal/hardcore/etc) culture.

We're gonna go see a show in Cocompton tonight.

by gm0nk3y May 27, 2009

Cocolon

A cross between a Coconut and a Melon. The only known member of this species is Tom, and he desperately needs a mate to rebuild his species. If anyone knows another Cocolon, please contact us at 0800-FUN-4-COCOLONS

Person 1: You are a Cocolon
Persone 2: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

by audemus May 11, 2013