Cocompton 

Slang for "Coquitlam", a suburb of Vancouver (the largest city in western Canada). This is a mix between the city's name and "Compton". Sometimes mistakenly seen as a "gansta" or "thug" term, but actually most commonly used in a humorous context by predominantly educated white youth in the "alternative" (punk/metal/hardcore/etc) culture.

We're gonna go see a show in Cocompton tonight.

Cocompton by gm0nk3y May 27, 2009

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

cocomelon kid 

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

cocomelon kid by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021

Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

john compton 

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman

she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best

john compton by hl friendly August 1, 2010

Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

Cocomelon by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021