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sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble
by browns lb February 24, 2017
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Cockwombled

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example
When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled
by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023
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Cockwomble

A cockwomble is currently leading the Republican nomination
by CMMark July 30, 2016
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Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.
"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."
by #nedkelly October 19, 2020
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Cockwomble

Jeremy is a cockwomble
by Jackcrew August 20, 2022
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Cockwomble

The name you use to call a father whose dick starts to get hard when seeing his daughter!
Trump is such a cockwomble!
by BiggestBBfan October 1, 2019
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cockwallet

Noun - partly refering to definition 4 of cock , even after being proved completely wrong the person is able to pull out more cockiness

Background - Steve Tauber was orginally called a cockwallet. His ability to be shot down almost everyday, but rise to the occasion minutes later to be a cock earned him the title.
An example does cockwallet no justice. A person will just know the right time to call some one a cockwallet.
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