cockpit

The place between a female's legs where a cock must be banished to forever. Put another way, the place all Cocks make a pit stop for a shot of a drink to cool off when it gets hot on the spot.

I feel like my fucking dick must get some rest in a tight cockpit.

by Pussy-whipper Sam November 7, 2006

cockbite

One who bites the big one; eats the weenie; puffs on the white owl; or other wise sucks. Sucks being the key concept, and the concept/word play, for it is both suck as in to apply suction to something (man meat for example), and also suck as in rots, stinks, is being an asshole, etc. Often said in a competitive, shiat talkin' situation such as playing FPS games. Can be used synonymously with asshole, but implies a certain pussy-ish quality to the assholes behavior.

"Stop pouring salt in my beer cockbite."
or
"Ok, cockbites, who put the cat in the microwave?"

by Team Killing Fuktard July 13, 2003

Cockbite

1. A person, place, or thing that is painfully annoying.
2. When teeth are painfully used on or around the penis.
3. Any person who does NOT understand this word.
4. Your rivals.

1. That Cockbite, he knew I was trying to get in that lane.

2. Man that bouncer just graduated from ass clown to a cockbite.

3. I hate trying to hold a decent conversation with that cockbite, she never gets it.

by Nato Caliph December 12, 2007

cockpit

Twee term for vagina

"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit

by Angus June 17, 2004

backstabing cockbite

A phrase used a lot in the hit web sitcom Red Vs Blue

"you backstabing cockbite"

by CJ December 3, 2004

cockpit

It's a little room at the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not important right now.

"There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was ..."

"The cockpit--what is it?"

by msuss55 January 13, 2009

Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009