An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.
I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.
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A sot's wildly exaggerated personal account of an alleged sexual romp, spun repeatedly (with additional embellishments) to a slobbering posse of sex-deprived losers.
Uh-oh, Frank just knocked over his drink reaching into his wallet for a prop condom. Looks like he's about to spill another cocktale.
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Biggest cockteaser she sat in my lap telling me what she wanted in this voice then walked away give me this seductive look
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"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."
by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016
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