Locksmith

"Locksmith" means any person who, for any consideration or compensation whatsoever, engages, directly or indirectly and as a primary or secondary object, in the business of rekeying, installing, repairing, opening, modifying locks, or who originates keys for locks, including, but not limited to, electronic cloning of transponder keys and any other electronic programming of automotive keys and electronic operating devices, such as key fobs, door and ignition key devices, and successive electronic and other high-security key technology. A "locksmith" does not mean a person whose activities are limited to making a duplicate key from an existing key.

A locksmith re-keyed my office building so the existing keys would not work .

by Unlockyourdreams August 10, 2009

automotive locksmith

Automotive locksmith is a locksmith service man capable of generating car keys and repairing ignition problems. Such locksmith is also able to fix your vehicle lock mechanisms and simply unlock your vehicle. Usually skills vary from one locksmith to another.

I had to call an automotive locksmith when I managed to lose my car keys.

by EA Locksmith Inc February 17, 2017

Cocksmitten

Completely and absolutely in love with the cock.

Jenny is utterly cocksmitten.

I rode Rachel's ass into the ground last night and now she is completely cocksmitten.

by kid_a_4463 August 1, 2011

Cocksimity

(Noun) The relative location of your cock.

Man on workout bench: "Dude, your cocksimity to my face is totally unacceptable."

Spotter: "Chill bro, we're bonding."

Her: "Based upon you're current cocksimity, I would say your aiming for the wrong hole."

Him: "...And that's where you're wrong."

by workjunkie January 22, 2014

cocksit

having your friend, female or male watch your boyfriend, husband, date, ect., while you are away, on a vacation, in the bathroom, getting a drink at the bar ect., to make sure he's not getting into trouble.

there's a long line at the bathroom, can you cocksit my boyfriend?

i'm cocksitting my friends husband this weekend.

by alicat81 April 20, 2009

cracksmith

Someone so crazy, they're crazier than a "crackhead."

I can't believe he cut you off. What a cracksmith.

by Ryst August 5, 2008

locksmithery

noun. The subject of locksmiths, not to be confused with locksmithing, which is what they actually do. Locksmithing is the broad subject.
It's like comparing horticulture with gardening. Horticulture is the subject, gardening is the action.

I enjoy locksmithery.

by Joshua Hrouda February 17, 2008