Cock-Death

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.

"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."

by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007

Cock Douche

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

by QT23 March 14, 2011

cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.

"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"

by azz_ May 14, 2013

National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

Cock Detox

any Bible-banging organization that "helps" gay people become straight; usually by going gay for Jesus at camp

Guy: I love Glee!
Another Guy: You need cock detox.

by AirplaneDonk November 12, 2010

big cock day

A day that, for some unknown reason, you are completely on top of your game. That everything is going your way, and no fucker is going to bring you down. Even your favourite appendage seems so much bigger and impressive today.

That fucking idiot next door has been giving me shit again, banging on the walls and mouthing off.....But she don't know what today is.
It's big cock day ....and I'm motherfucking bulletproof baby!!!!

by Burning blue soul March 5, 2018

cock duster

A woman's unsightly facial hair. It only refers to a woman's mustache, not a man's.

-Would you go out with that chick?
-Fuck no; she refuses to shave off her cock duster.

by Ape Lincoln April 19, 2006