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coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.
1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."
by Kamau A. November 25, 2007
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Craptastical

Chapstick's very own ghetto version of crapy.
What a Craptastical place, Craptastical Dave and his butt buddy Buster!!
by Bubba Jones March 4, 2003
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coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.
Honey come look, it's coontastic.
by trekguy75 November 10, 2010
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craptastic

The crappest of all crap.
"I'm going to kill you"
"Awww, that's just craptastic"

"Dude you're the most craptastic person I know"
by Framoes June 12, 2003
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craptastic

Really crappy. Of shit. Sucky. Shitty. Crappy.
Great, I missed the bus again, this is just craptastic.
by janessa July 28, 2003
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coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).
"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.
by Ian Chode May 23, 2003
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craptastic

1.an object, event, action that is fantastically crappy.
2. a person that is fantastic at being/looking crappy.
Step off, alright! I've just had the most craptastic day of my life.
by the shiznit April 19, 2006
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