right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

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clappy humor

A style of humor in which actual humor content is irrelevant. Instead, the comedian makes cutting, witty remarks about a person, idea or movement to which both he and his audience are largely opposed, and the audience does not actually laugh, but instead applauds his wit. Clappy humor is only there to make a political point and to be clapped at; it is not supposed to be "funny" or joke-based, as mere jokes and laughter would be considered frivolous by both comedian and audience.

The Daily Show used to be hilarious, but then they got started with all the clappy humor, and it just hasn't been the same.

by Michael Andreyakovich November 23, 2007

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Gettin''Clopped

The act of pouring hotsauce in your eyes in an attempt to get the powers of "Cyclops" from X-men

They were gettin''clopped behind the bleachers at yesterday. Do you think the xmen will take them?

by AH_dictionary November 16, 2019

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Clappter

*Verb* : An explosion of insane, vicious or violent clapping that can result in serious injury or death. Synonyms include clapping, lots of clapping, a round of applause and danger.

Example 1 (present): Bob receives clappter from an audience and consequently DIES.
Example 2 (perfect): The audience clapptered Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 3 (imperfect): The audience was clapptering Bob and he consequently DIED.
Example 4 (future): The audience will clappter Bob and he will consequently DIE.

by Neon Kerosene November 7, 2018

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