Clobber

Clobber another word for a toilet, this word can be used many times through out the day.

The word originated in Australia but has evolved into a different meaning.

Here are some examples of how to use the word clobber:
"I'm going to the toilet" you can change that into "I'm going to the clobber"
"Sir can I go to the toilet?" you can change that into "Sir can I go to the clobber?"

by bimgustoilet November 25, 2020

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 07, 2021

Clobberate

To unmercily beat one up

When I find him, I'm going to clobberate him

by Bill Dukeman October 17, 2003

clobbering

A blowjob with no teeth.

"Elmra took her dentures out and gave me a clobbering!"

by Tim-o-thy January 09, 2016

Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020