Clink

Cheap, low-quality and mass-produced piece(s) of technology made in China.

(Robo-Slur derived from ‘Clanker’)

There’s no way I’m putting this Clink car on self-drive.

Mommy I want an IPhone not a Clink phone.

*puts down disposable vape* - Man I gotta stop puffing on this Clink Shit.

The Clinks got this one right.

It’s bad enough she brought home a clanker but a Clink?! I can’t believe this.

by ClinkClanker October 1, 2025

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Twink clink

A way to say mental hospital when you, are in fact, gay.

-"I got sent to the Twink Clink last September."

-"The what?"

by MyOwnPersonalCrisis June 22, 2023

Clink

When you share a link but you can't be bothered to write "click link" and instead you write "clink".

"clink please"

by Dave_planet June 1, 2021

Clinking and a clankin

When a patient wakes up from surgery, and begins withdrawing from alcohol.

The patient ends up requiring 50mg of ativan to calm the nerves. Louder than a swiss cow in a pasture with a bell on

by dr clanker July 29, 2012

Clink Sink Drink

When drinking a combination shot, such as an Irish Car Bomb, or vegas bomb, where there is a small shot glass full of booze, and a pint glass half full of beer or red bull; the entire shot is consumed by dropping the small shot glass into the half full pint glass, typically preceded by a cheers. Thus Clink: raise and tap shot glasses, Sink: Drop shot glasses into pint glass, and Drink: Consume the entire beverage.

I bought a round of Vegas Bombs for everyone! Let's Clink Sink Drink!

by nicholas551 September 4, 2014

Clink Clink Stick

This is the description of the cane that blind people use.

Example "Don't make my blind ass break my clink clink stick over you're head"

Don't make my blind ass break my clink clink stick over you're head!

by ClinkClink4000 November 24, 2021