Cletus

A person or thing that plays a lot of video games and isn’t sexually active or not we he or she ever be in their life aka lonely cletos forever

Cletus you dropped your pokèmon cards

by Cletibabies January 19, 2018

clavuslagnia

Being sexually attracted to persons with bald or shaved head

His lust for shaved men heads led him to coin a new term: Clavuslagnia (bald & lust)

by Hanybaal August 13, 2015

cletus cheese

The nasty shit that gets stuck in a dirty uncircumcised penis foreskin

His Cletus cheese smelled real bad

by Cel.demers September 27, 2017

Cletus Fetus

What you would call a fetus that is the result of a "Chut N Nut".

Person 1: I bet that baby that Jesse's sister is having is a cletus fetus.
Person 2: Are you saying that Jesse and his sister Chut N' Nutted?

by Jesse Dickerson August 18, 2018

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 13, 2020

Cletus

Cletus is flamingo such known as mrflimflam character also known as Albert

albert: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cletus: bump my truck in the farmer's field

by wendigo666 September 30, 2020

Cletus Kasady

He is god. He is always watching and if you are reading this, you better join the CFC (Cletus fan club) Cletus Kasady is a serial killer but he loves his fans and so if you are there for him, He will be there for you. Cletus is a world wonder and the biggest shipper of Eddie brock and Bane! Cletus loves all of his fellow CFC fans esp sir Rob and would love for you to give your all to him!!!

“Cletus Kasady is bae”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022