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gutter cleaner

An extra strong laxative used to help facilitate a bowel movement. Used primarily on vacations and trips away from home.
Mom, don't forget to stop by the store to pick up some gutter cleaner for Ashley so she can use the bathroom on vacation.

Ashley used the gutter cleaner and now the bathroom smells like shit.
by 1Turd June 4, 2014
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pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)
My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.
by Selusha January 9, 2008
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Rocky Mountain steam cleaner

After giving a girl a Hot Carl or Cleaveland Steamer, having the gentlemanly courtesy to clean her off with a stream of hot piss.
Sandy was such a shitty mess after last night, that I gave her a Rocky Mountain steam cleaner just to be able to look at her again.
by D'Nasty January 29, 2006
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vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
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Vacuum Cleaner

Something to clean dust with or for pleasure if you enjoy the ultimate sucking experience
Mom: Son, have you seen the Vacuum Cleaner?

Son: I’m busy using it!

Mom: but I already cleaned your room earlier!
by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019
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porno cleaner

When a (close) friend gets rid of your porn before someone that shouldn't know discovers.
If you want a decent funeral, make sure that a friend removes all the porn from your home. Otherwise your near and dear might find out secrets about you...
Before I had my operation, I asked X if he could be my porno cleaner. He accepted, but wanted to borrow some things.
by B. E. Morton June 14, 2006
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Vacuum cleaner

An appliance or apparatus that sucks current particles of dirt specks or dust. Vacuum cleaners have a tube that can also suck couch filth.
by JulianDB January 1, 2017
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