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clamshail

A descriptive tool used to describe someone's lack of opened mindedness tords any thought or subject that makes them seem or fell uncomfortable
I switched my phone to clamshail so I didn't have to deal with all of that B-S.
by dragonboy8586 September 11, 2020
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bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006
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Clapstick

A word of offence to describe and ugly spastic
Person 1shut up

Person 2 ‘you’re a clapstick mate’
by Big boy heart eyes December 24, 2018
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caps lock harry

Using caps lock text in order to convey serious anger, outrage, sadness or grief. origin: Harry Potter and his outrageous CAPS LOCK YELLING throughout the series, but particularly in book 5.
john: i don't think we should see each other any more
jane: WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANYMORE, YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKER THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.
john: woah settle down, don't go all caps lock harry on me.
by mofee November 10, 2009
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clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.
He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.
by wiginpen February 15, 2004
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.
I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.
by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.
Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.
by anon1358 July 15, 2019
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