Snark of the Covenant

Where all the top smart-ass remarks are kept.

"No, I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you."

Wow, put that in the Snark of the Covenant.

by onehandcrabbing November 23, 2013

ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

covenant christian school

the most boring school ever. seriously,... there is nothing to do there and its tiny as heck. all the adults and teachers will tell you how great it is but it's not. don't fall for it. STAY AT YOUR PUBLIC SCHOOL. NO MATTER WHAT. a lot of people are fake and you can't make a lot of friends since there's like 10-20 ppl per GRADE. they teach the bible and do chapel every Friday, it sucks.

EVERYONE WANTS TO LEAVE.

( also they might change the name next year hopefully, it even SOUNDS lame)

girl: hey heard you switched schools, which school do you go to?

guy: covenant christian school. my parents are frickin forcing me to stay at this dumbass school
girl: how is it?
guy: terrible I would rather kms
guy: if you're ever thinking of going there, DONT.

by ugh122idkwhattowritehere123 April 9, 2020

cirencester

A small,quiet shitty town in the south west. Nothing to do. no where to go. Nothing. yay!
A very boring town maybe also be called Ciren.

" Whats your town like "
" Its a total Cirencester mate "

by Thomastempation December 25, 2007

Coventry City

The Greatest Football club in the whole world. Pride of the Midlands great city great night out huge skyblue 32k stadium which hosts huge event every summer . 34 consecutive years in the prem along with an FA cup and a win over Bayern Munich in the europa league. One of the biggest fanbases in England. 10 cov fans would out sing over 20k Leicester villa and Sunderland fans.

Did Coventry city win the champions league surely they must’ve they’re amazing.

by Aston Villa’s biggest fan June 3, 2021

coventry

Coventry, a large town located in Rhode Island filled with nothing but fast food restaurants, walmart, cvs, and a super stop and shop. The majority of coventry kids attend coventry high school, a recently renovated disgusting building which is filled with trailer park trash, hippies,ghetto thug wannabes, and the group of upper middle class kids who think they own the ground everyone walks on. Since there is so much to do in this town, (sense the sarcasm), everyone of those groups just named also qualify for the pothead group. Parties are usually located at Carbunkle, or at a random house in western with a woodsie backyard (although that statement pertains to almost every house in "c-town") Those kids who live in coventry but have attended a private school, they are the kids you used to be friends with, until they became better than you. The only time you will see these kids is at a dance, or when they are looking for one of the CHS keggers in the woods. If you live in coventry, your friends are in coventry.. no where else, people who live here dont get out much... unless ur lookin to pull a hey buddy at an out of town liquor store.

out of towner,"Oh, your from the sticks"
coventry res.,"ha, Yeah, why?"
out of towner,"What is there do there, i hear u guys go cow tipping..."

by IceSk8er September 23, 2005

Civet

An amazing all girl Femme Fatale Punk Rock band from LA. They're almost like the female version of Aiden. =

Members:
Ms. Liza Graves
Suzi Homewrecker
Jacqui Valentine
Roxie Darling

Civet=<3

by Becka Fatale April 23, 2009