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Dusty Cisco

When you nut on a girl's face and then throw some dirt on it.
They were fucking in the park and he gave her a dusty Cisco.
by FMNDet August 1, 2010
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Cicada

Cicada is a multi-powder, ground from the finest Milo beans from the forests of Bangalore. It is available in all good Supermarkets, Service Stations and Coffee making facilities.

Cicada now comes with 50% more taste, half the calories and twice the fun! Thats right, 2 times more fun. Our dedicated scientific team has poured their time and effort to bringing you the most delicious Milo Beans in their most natural state, via 15 separate processing steps. You needn't worry about that though, just sit back and let the party in your mouth begin with Cicada.

Cicada, due to it's immense popularity has become a cheap addiction of many members of society, with the Cicada Research Development Team (CRDT)TM attempting to increase it's addictive properties but up to 66% in the near future.

Deemed by some as a 'miracle drug', Cicada can:
- increases shoe size for men, and decreases it for women
- attack cellulite
- assists you with getting an erection (males mainly), whilst being a cheaper alternative to viagra
- improves dexterity for quicker sms replies
- reduce Telstra txts to half a cent
- can assist with poker skills, fraud and using clown suits
- reduces heartburn whilst increasing ur attractiveness by 46%
- pumps enough blood to both your head and your penis (males mainly)
- increases ur pickup lines success rate by 134%
- gets red wine out of white shirts, or lipstick
- answers the door to annoying Jehovah’s witnesses for you!
- be used as an alternative for petrol

With the assistance of fair trade policies, globalisation and panda bears, Cicada is looking to expand it's operations worldwide within the next 8 to 12 days
"I tried Cicada and it changed my life forever" - God
by Dark Electric June 2, 2008
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cicada block

An anime trope in which the dominant participant (usually seductively or in a flirtatious manner) corners another against the wall. There are several poses associated with this maneuver but the most noteworthy is the dominant participant using all four limbs to cling to perpendicular walls of which their target resides in the corner of. Its pretty crazy to look at and is regarded for its ridiculousness.
Spider-Man could easily cicada block someone.
by n7shep February 19, 2015
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britney spears circa 1999

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.
your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999
by Sexxxxy Cleopatra June 13, 2006
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CiscOwned

v. - the act of being submitted to a ruthless, or otherwise cruel use of the English language. This is generally experienced by unsuspecting students of Cisco Systems' Networking Accademy who are reading the online or hard Cisco curriculum materials. Thus the terms: "CiscOwned" or "CiscOwnage"
<Cisco> "Routers use routing protocols to exchange routing tables and share routing information. In other words, routing protocols enable routers to route routed protocols." (CCNA 1, 10.2.3)
<Student> ...i want to die.
by Vorondil December 3, 2004
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circassian

In 1856 The New York Daily Times reported that a consequence of the Russian conquest of the Caucasus was an excess of beautiful Circassian women on the Constantinople slave market, and that this was causing prices of slaves in general to plummet. At the time, this region was reputed by less reliable sources to be the source of the purest Caucasian stock, producing the most beautiful white women, prized in Turkish harems. The combination of the popular issues of slavery, the Orient, and sexual titillation gave this report some notoriety at the time. Circus leader P. T. Barnum capitalized on this interest, displaying a "Circassian Beauty" at his American Museum in 1865. The trend spread, with supposedly Circassian women featured in dime museums and travelling medicine shows, sometimes known as "Moss-haired girls". Most likely these were local girls hired by the shows.
Circassian girls are the most beautiful girls alive.
by Nisa September 10, 2006
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CISCOwned

A prime example of CISCOwnage

This condition, called count to infinity, loops packets continuously around the network in spite of the fundamental fact that the destination network, Network 1, is down. The routers are counting to infinity.
by Lennyist Leader April 19, 2004
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