Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

Chumpkin

Receiving a blow job while eating a cheeseburger.

I was sitting on my couch eating a cheeseburger, while my girl was giving me a chumpkin.

by DeeJay Juicy April 21, 2010

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

Clumpkin

Getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.

Boy, that Cliff Palate from the Howard Stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.

by Quazmodiar August 4, 2009

Chumping

When someone overreacts, they are chumping

Tammy- Can you please get the phone
Hogan- You get the damn phone you bitch!
Tammy- Stop chumping!

by HuhgyBob July 6, 2011

Clumpkin

Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

by Slenis February 28, 2009

Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice October 31, 2011