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The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum
Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles
by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020
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the bum thumb chronicles

fall 2004 movie project of "goldfinger inc." this movie was goldfinger inc.'s first ever documentary, in which justin feemster, gus karelis and andrew sewell attempted to find t.j. floyd who had disappeared, all the while exposing life in and around oak street in canton ohio U.S.A
"i liked norman the morman doorman, but my favorite gfi movie was the bumb thumb chronicles"
by justin feemster October 8, 2004
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Vagina Chronicles

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.
by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006
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Chronicle

A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.
"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)
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Chronicles

The section of the newspaper used when rolling joints to make them look bigger.
- Kelsey did you put newspaper in your joints?
- Only the chronicles.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
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Chronicle

A chronicle is a member of a divine race with almost limitless potential that has strong connections to an existence we have yet to comprehend.
You transformed into a Chronicle!
by Ogbando August 4, 2018
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Chronicles

is Chronicles a name? is it a country? is it a plant? is it a type of food? We will never know.
Chronicles: wsp
Me: ur name is a piece of shit
by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020
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