The Cum Chronicles

The dumbass story I’ve made that revolves around cum royalty and the empire of cum

Hey let’s go read the cum chronicles

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

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fall 2004 movie project of "goldfinger inc." this movie was goldfinger inc.'s first ever documentary, in which justin feemster, gus karelis and andrew sewell attempted to find t.j. floyd who had disappeared, all the while exposing life in and around oak street in canton ohio U.S.A

"i liked norman the morman doorman, but my favorite gfi movie was the bumb thumb chronicles"

by justin feemster October 8, 2004

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Vagina Chronicles

See: My Freshmen Year of College.

Many young lads move into the dorms every year, expecting to find the Vagina Chronicles.

by PeaTearGriffin February 15, 2006

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A Found-footage, Sci-fi, Thriller, Drama film from 2012 about three Seattle high school teenagers who gain Telekinesis through a mysterious gem-like material in a hole in the ground after attending a rave. The Protagonist Andrew Detmer has a shitty life he gets bullied in school, on the streets, abusive father, dying mother, unpopular etc. The telekinesis starts to affect the 3 main character's psyche, with Andrew having the power go to his head and he becomes the "Villain" and with Matt becoming the "Hero" , (Also Steve dies but he probably would've turned a Hero.)

One of the best movies ever to debut ever, I still watch it in 2017 till this day.

"A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle, you do not feel guilty when you squash a fly....and I just think that means something.... I just really think that means something". (Crushes Car) - Andrew Detmer (Chronicle 2012)

by Unicorns and Hellhounds May 26, 2017

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