golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb

Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!

by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017

Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.

Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree”
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”

by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019

christmas tree

when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree

dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.

by nickchandler February 25, 2009

Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

by Lumaria December 1, 2009

red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

Christmas Tree Ornament

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.

Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014