Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

by nomanito June 19, 2019

checkered vans

Checkered vans are what Vsco girls wear.

"Hey I like your checkered vans".

by Hurricane Katrina 16 October 16, 2019

Checkered

Stoned, high, blitzed, blazed

I was checkered after smoking a joint

by MommaSmurf December 11, 2006

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Heckin CHONKER

THICC BOI or GURL doggos.

"That good boi is a heckin chonker."
"That heckin chonker loves nugs."

by VNova December 4, 2019

Chonker

What Redditors call a morbidly obese cat and are most likely animal abuse for useless internet points and it is the exact same as parents making their toddlers morbidly obese for internet points

Normal human: I Think r/chonkers is animal abuse as its overfeeding an animal until its morbidly obese for internet points

Redditor: No it isn't

Normal human: It is, its the same as parents overfeeding their children until they are morbidly obese for pointless internet points

by AAAASADADAD November 22, 2020

clankered

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

by Lora Logic July 8, 2007