A band that thinks they're rush, just a bit heavier. They suck horribly on their CD's, but even more live. All the singer does is play his guitar in a corner by his amps, cover his face with his douche bag-like hair, and scream with such a high pitched voice it sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet. Long story short: Faggots
Person 1: "Coheed and Cambria is one shitty band!"
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
Person 2: "I know! The singer has to go through puberty first, then maybe Co&Ch would be a good band."
by sdwetwilly April 15, 2009
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The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
The lead singer sounds like he got his nuts caught in a mousetrap, if he has any nuts all...
by Liberate te ex inferis November 16, 2004
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by Streep May 24, 2006
Get the coheed and cambria mug.Possibly the most pussy sounding band I have ever heard. No talent homos who just show anyone can get a record deal if they try hard enough.
by Shawn Jeck January 10, 2005
Get the Coheed and Cambria mug.A band that somehow made the world's best deal with the devil - they can produce what sounds like three cats being strangled in a blender during World War II and somehow convince a legion of slavering fans that it constitutes music. Not only that, but it's somehow worth a five-goddamn-part masturbatory epic about two fucking fantasy characters that Claudio Sanchez probably thought up sometime in third grade and just never let go. Fuck that guy. He looks like a yeti and sings like Robert Plant without the tone, talent, and masculine voice.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
- Hey, dude, just bought the new Coheed and Cambria album!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
by Brian Stokes Mitchell April 14, 2006
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everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
everyone says their sound is unmatched...
it WAS matched by RUSH in 1985
tries to make concepts albums like Pink Floyd but just ruins the whole thing
they should burn in hell
by Mark December 7, 2004
Get the Coheed and Cambria mug.Coheed and Cambria is a progressive rock band very similar to the band rush. They have released three concept albums all the same story told in different parts; they plan to release five parts in total. They have the potential to be a really good band.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
The guitar and drums are all right on and could even be considered pretty good, but as soon as Claudio Sanchez starts singing I can't help but laugh my ass off. It sounds like someone took his balls and placed them in a giant metal clamp that has yet to be removed. That or he inhales helium before every song he sings. I just can't take them seriously with a voice like that.
Hopefully they'll get a lead singer soon who sound like an actual guy instead of a five year old girl on prozac, then I can finally start liking them.
Coheed and Cambria sound pretty awesome until Sanchez opens his mouth, then I can't even concentrate on the music cause I'm laughing too hard.
by pash July 16, 2008
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