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Compression Pants

Athletic "underwear" popular in sports such as basketball, they differ from compression shorts because they go down to the calf
Jack : Are those leggings??
Brandon : No, they're compression pants, I play basketball
by Vxnce June 17, 2019
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Depression Compression

When you're depressed so you curl into a ball and compress
"It's Sad Nigga Hours so Ima do the depression compression
by Big boi123 December 12, 2017
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Compression

A more obscure spell that compresses the target into (typically) a small stone.
The Foliot was crushed into a stone as I launched a Compression at it.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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Childress Texas

A town in Texas, close to the Oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like Oklahoma. Home to morons who think it's cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. There are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40' cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. These same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
Childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
Childress is famed for it's successful hospital, employing underpaid niggers that can't buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve Childress' many alcoholics.
Most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you're an asshole.
Damn I need to take a dump. I'll stop in Childress Texas before I cross into Oklahoma....they don't have room for any more shit over there.
by billybaptist January 27, 2011
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chimples

You have large chimples
by MHD April 1, 2003
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Compressableitive

example 1: "OMG! this rubber ducky is so compressableitive!!!!"

example 2: *pokes dry acrylic paint* "its compressableitive!"
by Art2 November 18, 2010
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dressed to compress

adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
by 48104 July 7, 2009
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