child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Child

A tiny creature that takes your life away

That child took my life away

by ThatAnielkaGurl December 23, 2022

Child

Probably named Colton. Has mommy and daddy do everything for him. Cries when nothing goes his way.

Dude, stop being such a child.

by therealslimshaddy December 24, 2018

child

a little demon that people can create and they think it is cute

that child stole my eyes

by childhater March 29, 2022

Child

Little needy demon brats that won't leave you alone for one second

THIS CHILD I GONNA MAKE ME GO MENTALLLLLLl

by Trashy_Muffinz April 2, 2020

Child

A small human who tends to scream.

Man, tommyinnit really is acting like a child right now.

by Sydneyplaysminecraft October 21, 2020

child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022