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You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.
Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020
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childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.
Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
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Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers
Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma
by ButcherOfZoos July 20, 2022
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Childhood

Something that can easily be ruined
My dad left that fucked up my childhood
by I’m single and lookin June 12, 2019
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childhood

The most nostalgic stage of life, often associated with carefree outdoor play and exploration. However, recent trends, such as excessive time spent watching YouTube, have altered the traditional experience of childhood, leading to a more screen-focused lifestyle.
For many, childhood is a cherished time, but with kids now glued to screens, that essence feels different than it once was.
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
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Childhood iMovie

A Childhood iMovie is that one really shitty iMovie you made with your cousins or siblings and friends when you were younger and pure, innocent and not Dirty Minded. You showed it to you parents so proudly despite it being the worst movie to ever grace the world. Tho you thought it was Hollywood worthy.
Girl 1: “Aww, remember those cute little Childhood iMovies that we all used to make when we were kids?”
Girl 2: “Omg girl, I remember how bad they were lol.”
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childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.
Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023
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