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chick-fil-a hands 

- At least wash your hands before surgery.
- No, I’m going in there with chick-fil-a hands.

chick fil a paradox 

only wanting the most addictive chicken on Sundays THE ONLY DAY COU CANT GET IT
GUY: BRO CAN WE GET CHICK FIL A

FRIEND: NAH YOU GOT THE CHICK FIL A PARADOX BUD

chick-fil-a’d 

when a business establishment is closed on a Sunday. bonus points if it’s closed because of Jesus.
i really needed to wash my car today but the car wash was closed. i got chick-fil-a’d.

Chick-fil-a booty 

Someone with a wide or big butt. Most prominent with employees
I don't know what they put in that sweet tea, because she got that chick-fil-a booty.
Chick-fil-a booty by Sidder9 April 2, 2024

Blue Chick-Fil-A 

When you go to chick-fil-a with blue balls and you have to fuck a chicken sandwich in order to get rid of your blue balls.
Owen: I was left unsatified so I stopped for some blue Chick-fil-A.
Friend: Damn did you really cum in that sandwich?
Blue Chick-Fil-A by Bearjew6996 September 11, 2018