eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

ass pounder with cheese

A homosexual that is more flaming than Richard Simmons

That guy is an ass pounder with cheese.

by Lick A. Lotapuss August 12, 2008

Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese

When a man stuffs his "bacon" into a woman's (or man. Depends on sexual orentation) rectum so hard and deep, that when the "bacon" is withdrawn out of the rectum, a hamburger looking object is attached with slightly mis-colored blood.

Dave- "Man. I got so hammered last night, I gave this chick I think I knew from like, middle school a Bacon Ass-Pounder with Cheese"

Michelle-"THAT WAS YOU!!! I'M STILL BLEEDING YOU A**HOLE!!!!"

by doodoopants92 January 18, 2011

cheekyass

Someone who is being very cheeky, teasing you alot to make you smile, or laugh.

"Damn your a cheekyass!"
"When did you get to be such a cheekyass?"

by Yvette Grubner December 24, 2008

Headcake Cheeseass

You stick a couple pieces of Colby jack between your ass cheeks and then dive headfirst into ur uncles wedding cake.

"My sister Emily just became a Headcake Cheeseass, and uncle Peter isn't pleased."

by ndrago1 May 5, 2020

asshole cheese

the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus

id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese

by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017