Checking out the goods

Looking to see if something or someone is worth your time

I was in the club checking out the goods. I was at the party and checking out the goods on the grill

by Beast of the east 74 February 11, 2019

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019

checking to see if ur cake

possible tw

basically a funny and ~quirky~ way of saying you self harm.

girl: hey did you hear what happened to sarah?

boy: no, what happened?

girl: shes in the hospital bc she was checking to see if she was cake

boy: oh dear

checking to see if ur cake

by aussie_qunt August 23, 2020

Checking your maple syrup

It’s when someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog while going out for pancakes

Checking maple syrup
When someone catches a homeless man jerking off a dog when goo out for pancakes

I was going to meet my mom at ihop but then saw a guy checking your maple syrup

by Hiveadventures69 April 19, 2022

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by morgan April 16, 2005

Checking her oil

The act of fingering a newly met girl while in public.

Dude, he bought her a drink and within an hour he was checking her oil on the dance floor.

by dickintosh April 26, 2012