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Isiah Chapter 53

It's a Chapter found in the book of Isiah where Christians finds it as one of the strongest prophecies of Christ's atonement for sins and a chapter of the greatest threat for the Jews to the point that most, if not all, of Rabbis and Jewish teachers are afraid to read this chapter.
Christian 1: It's a good thing Jews don't believe Jesus as the Messiah. If they believe, they will be in a better position than I would because they are the direct seeds of Abraham. If they believe I will be so jealous.

Christian 2: Don't worry, just read Isiah Chapter 53. If you believe Jesus has done it for you, the inheritance can be yours.
by PMC November 3, 2005
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chapti

flat face, usually referring to an asian
wow, look at that souped up chapti car! ; If your a chapti, you eat everything!
by chapti April 9, 2008
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chapstick

something I lose in a matter of 10 seconds
"shit, I just lost my 5th chapstick this week"
by ben is short for bennifer August 10, 2017
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The Chapstick

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."
by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
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chapstick

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird
by lescori January 27, 2009
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Chapstick Tube

Someone who has a dick reminiscent of a chapstick tube in size and shape.
My friend Julian has a chapstick tube in his pants.
The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.
by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005
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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian that is masculine but not butch. She’ll be into sports and wear masculine clothes like flannel and graphic tees and a suit to formal things. She’ll probably have her hair long but either nothing is done to it or it’s tied up. She might wear makeup like concealer for reasons and maybe a bit more for formal occasions
Logan: Hey, is Lorreli gay?

Sarah: Yeah, she’s a chapstick lesbian
by dO I LOOK- March 18, 2021
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