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Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.
Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.
by Fro March 16, 2004
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Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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chain rule

That thing your supposed to learn instead of wasting your fucking time on urban dictionary the night before the big test
''Awww shit! I wasted my study time and failed the Chain Rule test. At least I know what ¨dankrupt¨ means.''
by k-savage December 12, 2016
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Spaghetti Chain

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.
Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.
by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023
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Break the chain off it

Having sex with a milf or cougar who has kept that pussy behind rusty gates for a while -- metaphorically speaking. If the milf or cougar in question has literally kept the pussy behind rusty gates, you do not want to break the chain off it.
Stevie Nicks? You know it's been a while, but I'd definitely break the chain off it.
by JoggletheHuttDon'tPlay June 13, 2015
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chainsaw sex

When the dude's dick is so ribbed it's like having a chainsaw up your anus.
'dude i had some like mad chainsaw sex last night. my asshole /is/ most certainly bleeding.'
'bruh i didnt know u were into that.'
'u were the one fucking me, m8.'
'oh yeah' B)
by NIPPINS-monghed August 8, 2015
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Chainwaxing

Using an unknown word or phrase in normal conversation, almost always to promote the spread of that usage for the bragging rights it brings.

A reference to a Key and Peele sketch wherein a character tries to drop "I put that p*ssy on the chainwax" only to have a friend call him out on the non-existence of that expression.
A lot of the posts on urban dictionary are nothing more than people chainwaxing.
by Dion Starfire May 12, 2016
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