chad

Typically considered a douche bag name, causing the good chads trials and tribulations. Don't be a douche Chad!
Don't be a Chad.
by CandiB June 19, 2018
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CHAD

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.
"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.
by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010
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chad

A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.
That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!
by SociopathHater February 05, 2010
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chad

Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!
by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN June 03, 2007
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Chad

N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!
Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"
by Elizabitch:) April 21, 2009
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Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.
Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.
by MaxP0wer April 24, 2006
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chad

(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny
Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee
by Davebrochill June 08, 2007
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