cereal

1) Something you can find in a box and eat for breakfast, but is not very healthy.
2) See: cereal killer
1) I will never buy cereals for you, they are bad for the health.
2) I kill you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you.
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The crap you put with ur 2% fat free milk every day and makes u fatter than Sultan also tastes like shit with all those multicolored crap pro-cancer shit tey put on
mmm... Cereal..... *Waits 24 hours* *craps green shit*
by Namina June 24, 2005
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For cereal?!

A COOLER way of saying "FORREALZ?" Other forms of the expression is "Cereally?" and "OMGFORCEREAL?"
When you say it, you usually jump up and down and make flailing arm movements.
"I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!"
"OMGFORCEREAL?!?!"
"wow. you just ruined my win by saying that."

(teenage girl)"SO I WAS LIKE "FOR CEREAL?!" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEEEE-YUHHH!!" THEN I WAS LIKE "OHMAHGAH!!!"
by Cassizzle:D August 21, 2010
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cereal

Not the food group. Rather, used in appropriate context, "cereal" is a term used to describe something so unbelievable, yet true.
John, 5'3", just dunked the basketball.

Jenny, " Are you super cereal?!"
by Mr. Loggins March 05, 2009
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The way people with no friends say the word "serious. "
Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends
by jimmy boy85 December 08, 2009
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1. Another name that stoners use when their around non-stoners and their trying to keep the fact that they smoke ganjah secret

2. When two stoners who dont believe in love but believe in the love of weed
1. Dude did you bring the cereal cause i could use the sugar rush

2. Lj I cereal you so much I cereal you to Erica
by purpleflowerchiq16 July 26, 2009
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when something is so serious it tranfers into breakfast.
person 1: 'oh my god, are you being cereal?'
person 2: 'i'm being deadly cornflakes.'

person 1: 'i'm pregnant'
person 2: 'cereal?'
person 1: 'full english breakfast'
by jedwardchicken September 15, 2011
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