Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it

Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.

by ScottAustin August 1, 2008

Cactus Content

When someone puts up videos that are self absorbed and petty.

Wow, BeerBongJohn uses a lot of cactus content in his videos.

by Coffee Princess March 15, 2020

catuserbot

One of the best telegram user bot created by Sandeep(@mrconfused).

Noob - which bot is that‽
Pro - One and only catuserbot

by Andrio September 15, 2020

catastrophiliac

Getting exited about catastrophies.

This global warming stuff is so cool ! I guess im just catastrophiliac.

by GuillaumeMemor November 6, 2006

Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009

cactus legs

the feeling on a woman's legs as a result of not having shaved.

--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!

by shinney October 8, 2009

anal catastrophe

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004