Canton, MI

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.

Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.

by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018

al capone

Infamous Chicago gangster, Al Capone was the fourth of 9 children of Italian immigrants from Naples. He was born in the Williamsburgh section of Brooklyn. Capone was a born sociopath. In the 6th grade he beat up a teacher and promptly quit school. He picked up his education from the streets becoming 'street smart' when he joined the James Street gang. This was run by Johnny Torrio who later graduated Capone into the Five Points gang. It was here that he became friends with Lucky Luciano - another infamous member of the gangster era. By his late teens he was hired by Torrio and Frankie Yale as a bouncer in saloon-brothel in Brooklyn. In 1918 he was involved in a bar fight over a girl with hoodlum Frank Galluccio. Gallucio scarred Capone's face and he picked up his moniker - 'Sacrface'. Capone would however tell that he got his scar while fighting for the 'lost batallion' in France during the Great War when he did not even enlist. By 1919 he was already suspected of 1 or 2 murders, so he moved to Chicago to work under Torrio's uncle Big Jim Colosimo, a Chicago whoremaster. Torrio and Colosimo had a dispute over bootlegging during the prohibition era. Torrio was for bootlegging. He hatched a plot with Capone to have him 'bumped off'. They got Frankie Yale to assassinate him. Over the next few years the new Torrio-Capone regime went to war with rival bootlegging gangs in Chicago. In 1924 they killed Dion O'Banion head of the Irish North Side gang. The war however still went on for several years. Capone's younger brother Frank Capone died in hail of bullets in 1924. In February 1925, Torrio who was badly injured in a shootout decided to retire. He told Capone "it's all yours". At the 'tender' age of 26, Capone realized that he was in control of 1,000 gun men and dealing with an organization that involved a $300,000 a week payroll. Capone made a smooth transition from a simple gun-toting thug to a 'business executive'. He had half the city's cops on his payroll. Capone infiltrated higher offices and had governors and even congressmen 'in his pockets'. He controlled votes by terrorizing the voters. He claimed he 'owned' Chicago. So great was his power that he once publicly hit the Mayor of Cicero for doing something without his clearance on the steps of City Hall. The police looked the other way. Capone was probably the first equal oppurtunity employer among mob bosses. He hired Blacks, Jews, Irish and Poles as long as they were trustworthy. Capone even purged Chicago of Mustache Petes. His business card claimed that he was a 'second-hand furniture' salesman. Capone ran gambling, prostitution and boot-legging and basically gave people what they wanted. He was soon very popular and was even cheered at the ballpark while respectable citizens like Herbert Hoover were not. Capone even managed to gain the support of other gangs, incorporating them into his own. He was however always concerned for his own safety and had himself surrounded by bodyguards including Gallucio the man who had scarred him! Capone was shot at several times and even had his soup poisoned. On Valentine's Day in 1929 Capone ordered his bloody 'St. Valentine's Day Massacre'. He wanted to kill rival bootlegger Bugs Moran, leader of the former O'Bannion gang. Capone's men dressed as police officers raided their wearhouse and shot dead 7 men - but Moran was not one of them. Following the massacre public opinion about Capone began to change. The most infamous of his own personal killings involved his own men John Scalise and Albert Anselmi. Capone threw a banquet in their honour and then bashed in their brains with an Indian club for trying to betray him. The authorities couldn't get him for murder so they charged him with tax evasion and sent Capone to the federal penitentiary in Atalanta for 11 years. In 1934 he was transfered to Alcatraz which had just become a federal prison to hold the nations worst criminals. However in 1939 he was released because of the ravages of neurosyphilis. Capone had become 'stir crazy' while on 'the Rock'. He lived the last 8 years of his life at his family mansion in Florida.

Al Capone was a famous mobster.

by AntraX_OG August 19, 2007

Cason

Cason is a boys name normally belonging to a unique individual. Its name meaning can be traced back to meaning "the end of women" which means in simple English "lady killer". Cason's are normally very popular, nice, athletic, funny, good looking and energetic. If you know a Cason chances are your friends with him. They are known for being a bit of a rebel always mucking around which makes it fun to be in the same class as one. Being a Cason means he will get all the beautiful girls. Cason is a truly awesome individual.

Girl: Who's that cute guy?
Girl2: That's Cason he's hot!
Girl: I know

by UrbanKingston June 29, 2011

North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

by Paul June 19, 2004

Cantona

Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god

Ohh... Ah... Cantona!

by Anoymous February 16, 2004

Cason

An amazing guy. He's funny, sweet, and down to earth. He's kinda short, but he has the best smile. He loves friends and family. He also loves dogs. When you meet Cason, you know that you're going to fall for him. He is known for his astounding wit and amazing skills in sports. He has a lot of boyish charm, which makes being around him that much more enjoyable. He is popular and all the girls love him. He sometimes likes girls that he thinks are out of his reach, but in reality, he is out of their reach.

Girl: I don't get it! I can't stop thinking about Cason. He's just so perfect!
Girl 2: I think you're in love with him

by C loves123 November 11, 2013

I hit a cat on the way

An excuse given when running late to work, wedding, party, etc. Instead of trying to make up something, you just say you hit a cat, that is why you're late. Hitting a cat wouldn't impact anything, in terms of time, so it's not an excuse, but more or less done to add amusement to the tardiness and delfect any heat you would get otherwise.

Text Message: Can we move our meeting till later in the day, I hit a cat on the way there.

Your boss: Lol, I was about to fire you, but this is clever, I'm going to reuse this.

by unodos November 13, 2013