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Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it
Woah look at that .... cArRot.
by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019
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Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
I ate a carrot for lunch.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
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Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021
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Carrot

A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
by Bigwillyman69420 March 8, 2022
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Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.
I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”
by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020
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carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”
by ava609 March 29, 2020
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Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏
“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”
by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019
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