Carpet Bombing

When a guy pulls out while finishing and nuts all over a woman's unshaven bush.

"Jeff and his friends were carpet bombing my mom last night, I could hear it from my room."

by CarpetBomber69 June 18, 2025

Carpet Bombing

Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.

Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!

by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020

Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs

Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.

by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019

Carpet Bomb

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

by Xoboots July 28, 2020

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet Bombing

Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.

'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!

by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019