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Carpet Bombing

the act of a group utilizing all available stalls in a public restroom to simultaneously drop atomic bombs
Hey me and the bois are Carpet Bombing Walmart today.
by Fatman and Little Boy September 9, 2019
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Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.
by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018
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Carpet Bomb

When a woman has long, puffy, messy pubic hairs and someone liquid shits on it.
My girlfriend was upset last night because I didnt ask before I carpet bombed on her.
by AirSupportIsClosingIn January 14, 2020
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Asking out, flirting with, or talking to numerous guys or girls in the hopes that they will like you.
Aaron is carpet bombing for a date to the dance. He asked out Olivia, Alyssa, Emily, Jordan, Ivy, and Sierra!
by simpdeystroyer January 15, 2020
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After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen
A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.
by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020
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Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver
by Xoboots July 28, 2020
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Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries
He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .
by Nardzz May 25, 2017
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