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Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds

“Aye man”
by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021
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Sending a cut-and-paste generic come-on to dozens (or hundreds) of members of the opposite sex on a dating website in the hopes that at least one will write back.
'I think you're pretty. Message back if interested'? That's what he wrote? Classic sign that he's carpet bombing! He probably sent that message to fifty girls in the last hour!
by CheddarMelt August 29, 2016
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Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver
by Xoboots July 28, 2020
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Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
by VAN MAN July 31, 2013
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carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.
jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!
by Screech16 June 15, 2023
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In the armed forces when a member of your own team approaches a battle buddy's fighting position, then proceeds to shit within 20 feet of that position. The blue falcon proceeds to exit your fighting position in search of a less offensive smelling location. Also known as code name Damico.
" Damico ran into Garvey and Brown's fighting position and left a carpet bomb on them. Luckily the bugs that were swarming them went for the source "
by Hooahterm5760 June 29, 2015
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When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.
Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"
by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018
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