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carnal hobbyist

A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
by Andy Sword January 6, 2009
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Carnal Arts

A catch-all euphemism for higher forms of pornography. Erotica is not included as (a) the genre is lame, (b) the word is a misnomer as it fails to present human sexuality in a provacative and striking manner as its counter part, hardcore pornography. This of course, leads to the question of whether pornography can be considered art and the answer is, it is and its detractors have simply failed to procure a high-class film, preferably involving straps, implied rape and actors that actually wear underwear underneath their clothes, or lack thereof.

Several well known auteurs include Ron Jeremy, Jenna Rocco Siffredi, Marc Dorcel and the Citizen Kane or Grand Illusion of the genre has to be a tie between a french film which involved spontanious and at times painful intercourse and an American film with the sophisticated title, "Wreck that Booty 2" The film was well recieved by film critics for its flagrant disregard for the well-being of certain parts of the female anatomy.
I am a proud patron of the Carnal Arts.
by E. Money September 12, 2009
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carnal puss

shit im about to find me some carnal puss
by J young June 30, 2003
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Carnal embrace

"Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure." -Septimus (From Tom Stoppard's Arcadia(a play))
THOMASINA: Is carnal embrace love?
SEPTIMUS: No, it is much nicer than that.
by Ready001 November 8, 2018
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carnal

what mexicans use to call their brother brother, not like black people use brother, but your blood brother.
that's my carnal over there with the big mole on his cheek.
by J. Aleman September 13, 2005
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carnaldestism

(acronym of the phrase "baptism of carnal desire" and pronounced/written carnaldéthisme in French,): the night someone is 'baptized' in terms of their carnal desires, i.e. loses their virginity.
just a caveat for my friends the ladies out there: if you have not had your carnaldestism and want a memorable first experience, do not get drunk beforehand; getting drunk before your carnaldestism is retargerous, no matter the age.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2014
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Carnall

That must be one of the Carnall Family
by JC98 February 29, 2020
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