Carl

the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
Carl is a wittle boii
by kunz_swodey March 05, 2019
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A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.

they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.

Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class

They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
(Fat ass eating cheetos) "Can I help ya?" (burp!)

me: " What a fucking Carl"
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The most hot guy you will ever meet. Easton is in love with this hunk. Josh and Eric are too.
by BruhitsHmmmmm November 17, 2019
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Carl, Carl usually has nipple boners and boners. Carl is a beaver, Carl is usually the loudest and happiest in the group, group of friends. Carl's usually have lemon yellow teeth and wants to get cum white teeth. Whenever Carl smiles he looks like a donkey.

Carl's usually likes touching other people's mouth. They like Ariana Grande and Cardi B
"Why are yellow Carl"
"Be quiet, I want cum white teeth."
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A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
Carl got a new baby sling. It’s got a place for the baby’s bottle and for his.
by Channing April 25, 2018
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Oh damn so it really be like that ... he a CARL
by bigforeheadbitch March 06, 2019
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A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
Man that idiot is such a carl.
by Carrie112355 February 01, 2009
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