cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.

Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.

by Tim April 27, 2004

Cannon

A submissive femboy who likes being stepped on

Hi my name is Cannon. Please step on me daddy

by TheZeberus February 5, 2023

The Cannon

When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest

Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon

by NoongaWoonga June 17, 2011

Cannon

Kill Yourself, Fuck Outta Here You Stupid

You Pussy Nigga
Cannon Nigga What Sup Boy You Tryin Ta Pop...

by Baii Jr May 29, 2012

cannon

An over-circumcised penis, with the entire head removed. A penis with no helmet.

Why does a 25 year old American male think that Jewish people walk around with cannons in their pants?

by Flavavitz November 24, 2006

Cannon

A sexy girl that can fight hard sexy girls fighting

jacky is a cannon and she is sexy she can hold her own

by Jessboy11 August 10, 2007

Parts Cannon

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

by flying July 1, 2012