campbell

To revoke a standing event under false pretenses.

Any random Wednesday guy's poker night....
Friend 1: Where's Chuck tonight?
Friend 2: He said he was sick or some crap....
Friend 3: You guys don't let him pull that shit. He's ditching us to go out with Suzy Valentine!!
Friend 1: Man that guy is always pulling a campbell!!

by Bob Scrutland March 26, 2008

campbell

to take a dump, shit, poop

I ate a ton of taco bell, now I need to go take a campbell.

by 19MaxPower03 February 4, 2010

campbell

a retard

he is a campbell

by alessen September 3, 2018

campbell

Gay, lanky skater chubs that straighten their hair to look reeeally gay.

Dude 1: Dude, is that a gay, lanky skater chub who straightens his hair?

Dude2: Yea, what a campbell.

by mr.burger June 27, 2009

campbell

whore. slut. hoe. any word you can possible think of to describe a hooker... that's campbell for ya. her friends don't know she's anything like that but the boys do. campbell is the kind of girl that hang with guys and hates when other girls flirt with them. she's nice to your face but once you're gone.... she starts talkin:///

"she's a campbell... stay away"

by foxyandfierce;) June 7, 2017

Campbell's

also a very good caravan suppliers

im going to campbell's to buy a nu caravan

by claire taylor May 6, 2004

campbelling

To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.

Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
...
*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"

by LBiogo June 28, 2006