California campfire

A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.

We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.

by The Rilz February 5, 2010

Navy Campfire

The Navy Campfire is a sexual act which involves igniting your partner's flatulence then proceeding to have anal intercourse with them.

My wife was pretty gassy tonight so we decided to experiment with the Navy Campfire with mixed results.

by hot_fun_in_the_summertime December 4, 2009

Jefferson Campfire

When you’re eating cheese balls and collect cheese dust in your fingers, but then proceed to finger blast your significant other with said cheese dust still caked on your fingers.

It’s been a long night, so let’s settle by the fire with this 1 lb. container of cheese balls and have a Jefferson Campfire.

by Squirt McDoodle June 10, 2023

smelly campfire

It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.

I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.

by d999w January 4, 2010

Happy Campfire

A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"

Guy 1: "What?!?"

by mehmehson29 July 30, 2012

Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014

California campfire

Same as the Colorado campfire. But with two men.

Ken and Dave from San Francisco camping. We both enjoyed our California campfire graham crackers.

by anonymous September 29, 2022