A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.
"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"
by Bust(y)a Heims August 4, 2008
Get the crusty cameltoe mug.Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010
Get the Mormon Cameltoe mug.A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
by StrongMan538 May 25, 2010
Get the Captain Cameltoe mug.When a girl is kicked in the vagina so many times it turns black and then it is penetrated with the penis
by terkymanster December 29, 2010
Get the tainted cameltoe mug.When bosom overfloweth from demi-cup bras, creating a cleavage akin to a yoga-pant-induced vulvular crevice in the center of the female chest
by johnnyjr May 24, 2014
Get the Northside Cameltoe mug.Always on Tik Tok. Thinks owning regular vans makes her some hype beast? Gets invited to quinces for some reason. (Yes I'm bitter) She doesn't have a manz and gets no play whatsoever.
by Chase Hudson2.0 August 15, 2019
Get the Anya Cameltoe mug.When you practice no filters while speaking with someone and leave nothing to the imagination. It is the verbal equivalent of a young girl wearing a provocative outfit accented by an eye popping camel toe.
If my husband at work hadn’t used the F word three times, the H word twice and the C word once in front of all his female coworkers maybe he wouldn’t be in the HR office again. He suffers from a bad case of Verbal Cameltoe!
by Daddy big hands September 24, 2022
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